Wraparound:
You go up to Burns' mansion, go to the basement, fall down the stairs and
find Burns the Crypt-keeper as a vampire wake up from his coffin and Moe
being tortured, to reveal the title in his blood.Stories:
* Married To The Blob - A
meteorite falls into the Simpsons' garden while Marge and Homer are
snuggling. It cracks open to reveal some green goo, and Homer can't
resist eating it, even if Lisa tells him it could teach them about
interstellar life. As a result of eating the goo, Homer can't stop
eating, and resorts to eating humans. When dr. Phil tells him off, he
decides to give up his bad cannibal ways and decides to use his problem for
the good: eating the homeless of Springfield and thus solving that problem
* You Gotta Know When To Golem - When Bart goes backstage
after a Krusty show to complain about his acid-spraying alarm clock, he
walks into the prop room to find that there is a Golem. When asking
Krusty what it is, Krusty tells him that the Golem was made by a Rabbi to
protect them, and it'll do anything you write on a paper and shove in his
mouth. Bart tells it to come to his house and tells it to do things
for him. Lisa orders it to speak, and thus they learn that the Golem
doesn't like hurting people. To make him feel better they create a
plasticine female Golem
* The Day The Earth Looked Stupid - A Simpson take on War of
the Worlds. Springfield, 1938. A radio bulletin tells people
that creatures from Mars have landed. Orson Welles is playing a prank,
hoping to entertain people, but people take it for real and start panicking.
Marge claims that the Martians only kill humans, so they should act like
animals. When Lisa reveals the hoax, Kang and Kodos decide to attack,
certain that people will think it a hoax again.
(in the uncut version, they stay for three years, and realise that they can
not win this with great victory. they claim it's a lot like Iraq will
be)
Extra Info:
People eaten by Homer
The cat
Teenagers
Germans (among which is Uter)
Fat Tony
Comic Book Guy
Baseball umpires
Facts of Life members
Fat people buying Hawaiian shirts
People on a bus
Ned Flanders
Dr.
Phil
The homeless |