Wraparound
Homer gets a notice about a library book that he hasn't yet returned, and
that they have in fact never read. Not wanting to let it go to waste, he
starts reading the book aloud to his family, but making the stories a bit
more relating to his family.
Tales
-The Odyssey
Homer plays Odysseus in this classing Greek tale, on his
journey home after a long war. On the journey he loses almost all his
friends, and comes home to find that his son is about to be married to his
wife.
-Joan of Arc
Lisa is depicted as Joan of Arc, the French heroin who led her
people against the British but who was burnt on the stake. As it involves
Lisa, there is of course some doubt raised about God's role in the whole
matter.
-Hamlet
Bart plays the role of Hamlet, the Danish prince in
Shakespeare's play, who's father has been murdered by the man who afterwards
married his mother. He goes to revenge his father's death, but it all ends
in tragedy, and everyone dies.
Extra Info:
The Odyssey
Ten years after the fall of Troy, the victorious Greek hero Odysseus has
still not returned to his native Ithaka. A band of rowdy suitors,
believing Odysseus to be dead, has overrun his palace, courting his
faithful, though weakening, wife, Penelope, and going through his stock of
food. With permission from Zeus, the goddess Athena, Odysseus' greatest
immortal ally, appears in disguise and urges Odysseus' son Telemakhos to
seek news of his father at Pylos and Sparta. However, the suitors, led by
Antinoos, plan to ambush him upon his return.
As Telemakhos tracks Odysseus' trail through stories from his old
comrades-in-arms, Athena arranges for the release of Odysseus from the
island of the beautiful goddess Kalypso, whose prisoner and lover he has
been for the last eight years. Odysseus sets sail on a makeshift raft, but
the sea god Poseidon, whose wrath Odysseus incurred earlier in his
adventures by blinding Poseidon's son, the Kyklops Polyphemos, conjures up
a storm. With Athena's help, Odysseus reaches the Phaiakians. Their
princess, Nausikaa, who has a crush on the handsome warrior, opens the
palace to the stranger. Odysseus withholds his identity for as long as he
can until finally, at the Phaiakians' request, he tells the story of his
adventures.
Odysseus relates how, following the Trojan War, his men suffered more
losses at the hands of the Kikones, then were nearly tempted to stay on
the island of the drug-addled Lotos Eaters. Next, the Kyklops Polyphemos
devoured many of Odysseus' men before an ingenious plan of Odysseus'
allowed the rest to escape‹but not before Odysseus revealed his name to
Polyphemos and thus started his personal war with Poseidon. The wind god
Ailos then provided Odysseus with a bag of winds to aid his return home,
but the crew greedily opened the bag and sent the ship to the land of the
giant, man-eating Laistrygonians, where they again barely escaped.
On their next stop, the goddess Kirke tricked Odysseus' men and turned
them into pigs. With the help of the god Hermes, Odysseus defied her spell
and metamorphosed the pigs back into men. They stayed on her island for a
year in the lap of luxury, with Odysseus as her lover, before moving on
and resisting the temptations of the seductive and dangerous Seirenes,
navigating between the sea monster Skylla and the whirlpools of Kharybdis,
and plumbing the depths of Hades to receive a prophecy from the blind seer
Teiresias. Resting on the island of Helios, Odysseus' men disobeyed his
orders not to touch the oxen. At sea, Zeus punished them and all but
Odysseus died in a storm. It was then that Odysseus reached Kalypso's
island.
Odysseus finishes his story, and the Phaiakians hospitably give him gifts
and ferry him home on a ship. Athena disguises Odysseus as a beggar and
instructs him to seek out his old swineherd, Eumaios; she will recall
Telemakhos from his own travels. With Athena's help, Telemakhos avoids the
suitors' ambush and reunites with his father, who reveals his identity
only to his son and swineherd. He devises a plan to overthrow the suitors
with their help.
In disguise as a beggar, Odysseus investigates his palace. The suitors and
a few of his old servants generally treat him rudely as Odysseus sizes up
the loyalty of Penelope and his other servants. Penelope, who notes the
resemblance between the beggar and her presumably dead husband, proposes a
contest: she will, at last, marry the suitor who can string Odysseus'
great bow and shoot an arrow through a dozen axeheads.
Only Odysseus can pull off the feat. Bow in hand, he shoots and kills the
suitor Antinoos and reveals his identity. With Telemakhos, Eumaios, and
his goatherd Philoitios at his side, Odysseus leads the massacre of the
suitors, aided only at the end by Athena. Odysseus lovingly reunites with
Penelope, his knowledge of their bed that he built the proof that
overcomes her skepticism that he is an impostor. Outside of town, Odysseus
visits his ailing father, Laertes, but an army of the suitors' relatives
quickly finds them. With the encouragement of a disguised Athena, Laertes
strikes down the ringleader, Antinoos' father. Before the battle can
progress any further, Athena, on command from Zeus, orders peace between
the two sides.
Joan of Arc
Joan of Arc (in French: Jeanne d'Arc) was born on January 6, 1412 during
the Hundred Years War. The French were divided into rival factions: the
Burgundians (supporters of the Duke of Burgundy) were allied with the
English and supported their claim to the throne, while the Armagnacs
supported the Dauphin (the French claimant), Charles.
Stating that God had ordered her to support Charles and drive the English
out of the kingdom, in May of 1428 Joan convinced a family relative,
Durand Lassois, to bring her to Lord Robert de Baudricourt, the pro-Armagnac
commander of the nearby town of Vaucouleurs. After much effort and a
second visit in January and February of 1429, he finally consented to give
her an escort of soldiers to bring her to the Dauphin.
Charles required her to be examined by Catholic theologians, who finally
approved her in late March of 1429. She was then given titular command of
an army - as was sometimes done with accepted religious visionaries - and
allowed to try to lift the siege of Orleans, which she said was the first
mission ordered of her.
Her troops won victories on May 4th, 6th, and 7th, taking one English
stronghold after another. Joan was carrying her banner alongside the
troops, and was shot near the left shoulder by an arrow on the 7th. The
remaining English troops abandoned the siege on the 8th.
This victory was followed by the capture of Jargeau on June 12th and
Beaugency on the 16th, and the decisive defeat of an English army at Patay
on the 18th. She could now proceed to the second phase of her mission: the
coronation of Charles. According to long tradition, the coronation of a
French king had to be held in the cathedral at Reims, then occupied by the
English and Burgundians.
The army pushed off into enemy-held territory on June 29th. After
accepting the surrender of the city of Troyes and other towns, the army
entered Reims on July 16th and held the coronation on the 17th.
After this point Joan was quoted as saying that she hoped God would allow
her to return to her family, although the potential retaking of Paris was
also a cherished goal. The chance to make a quick march on Paris was
prevented by the Royal Court's decision to accept a 15-day truce with the
Burgundians. By the time the army arrived near Paris on September 7th, the
city had been reinforced.
An unsuccessful attack was made on September 8th, which Joan would later
say was made on the decision of the commanders rather than herself. She
nevertheless was present, carrying her banner, to motivate the troops, and
was shot in the thigh by a crossbow dart while trying to find a place for
her soldiers to cross the city's inner moat. Charles ordered the army to
withdraw on the 13th, and Joan reluctantly withdrew after donating her
armor at the chapel of St. Denis.
Subsequent campaigns that year were smaller in scale and poorly supported
by the Royal Court. The successful capture of St-Pierre-le-Moutier on
November 4th was followed by an unsuccessful attempt to take the
Burgundian-held town of La-Charite-sur-Loire during November and December.
She would later attest that this siege was done by order of the Royal
Court and not by any counsel from her visions.
After spending the winter at various Royal castles, she returned to the
field the following year, leaving the Royal Court along with her brother
Pierre, her bodyguard Jean d'Aulon, her confessor Friar Jean Pasquerel,
and a small contingent of troops. Fighting near Lagny-sur-Marne led to the
defeat and capture of a mercenary unit under Franquet d'Arras in April.
Despite predicting her own capture "before St. John's Day", she led a
force to bring desperate aid the city of Compiegne, which was under siege
by a Burgundian army. Captured by Burgundian troops during a sortie on May
23 1430 and subsequently transferred to their English allies, Joan was
placed on trial in Rouen (the English capital of occupied Normandy) by a
carefully chosen group of pro-English Burgundian clergy, led by Bishop
Pierre Cauchon - one of the many French members of the English council
which governed occupied Normandy. Convicted and executed on May 30, 1431,
she was later declared innocent by the Inquisition after the war, with the
official annulment of the sentence being handed down on July 7, 1456. The
Inquisitor-General ruled that the original trial had been fraudulent and
partisan and therefore itself an act of heresy, and described Joan as a
martyr for the Catholic faith.
After the usual long delay - many other saints were not officially
canonized until centuries after their death - Joan of Arc was beatified on
April 11 1909 and canonized on May 16 1920.
Hamlet
Hamlet is the son of the late King Hamlet (of Denmark), who died two
months before the start of the play. After King Hamlet's death, his
brother, Claudius, becomes king, and marries King Hamlet's widow, Gertrude
(Queen of Denmark). Young Hamlet fears that Claudius killed his own
brother (Hamlet's father) to become king of Denmark, greatly angering
Hamlet. Two officers, Marcellus and Barnardo, summon Hamlet's friend
Horatio, and later Hamlet himself to see the late King Hamlet's ghost
appear at midnight. The ghost tells Hamlet privately that Claudius had
indeed murdered King Hamlet by pouring poison in his ear. Hamlet is
further enraged and plots of how to revenge his father's death.
In his anger, Hamlet seems to act like a madman, prompting King Claudius,
his wife Gertrude, and his advisor Polonius to send Rosencrantz and
Guildenstern to spy on Hamlet and figure out why he is acting mad. Hamlet
even treats Polonius' daughter Ophelia rudely, prompting Polonius to
believe Hamlet is madly in love with her, though Claudius expects
otherwise. Polonius, a man who talks too long- windedly, had allowed his
son Laertes to go to France (then sent Reynaldo to spy on Laertes) and had
ordered Ophelia not to associate with Hamlet. Claudius, fearing Hamlet may
try to kill him, sends Hamlet to England. Before leaving, however, Hamlet
convinces an acting company to reenact King Hamlet's death before
Claudius, in the hopes of causing Claudius to break down and admit to
murdering King Hamlet. Though Claudius is enraged, he does not admit to
murder. Hamlet's mother tries to reason with Hamlet after the play, while
Polonius spied on them from behind a curtain. Hamlet hears Polonius, and
kills him through the curtain, thinking the person is Claudius. When
finding out the truth, Hamlet regrets the death, yet Claudius still sends
him to England, accompanied by Rosencrantz and Guildenstern with orders
from Claudius that the English kill Hamlet as soon as her arrives.
After Hamlet leaves, Laertes returns from France, enraged over Polonius'
death. Ophelia reacts to her father's death with utter madness and
eventually falls in a stream and drowns, further angering Laertes. En
route to England, Hamlet finds the orders and changes them to order
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern killed, as does occur, though Hamlet is
kidnapped by pirates one day later. The pirates return Hamlet to Claudius
(for a ransom), and Claudius tries one last attempt to eliminate Hamlet:
he arranges a sword duel between Laertes and Hamlet. The trick, however,
is that the tip of Laertes' sword is poisoned. As a backup precaution,
Claudius poisons the victory cup in case Hamlet wins. During the fight,
the poisoned drink is offered to Hamlet, he declines, and instead his
mother, Gertrude, drinks it (to the objection of Claudius). Laertes,
losing to Hamlet, illegally scratches him with the poisoned sword to
ensure Hamlet's death. Hamlet (unknowingly), then switches swords with
Laertes, and cuts and poisons him. The queen dies, screaming that she has
been poisoned and Laertes, dying, admits of Claudius' treachery.
Weakening, Hamlet fatally stabs Claudius, Laertes dies, and Hamlet begins
his death speech. Though Horatio wants to commit suicide out of sorrow,
Hamlet entreats him to tell the story of King Hamlet's death and
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern's deaths to all. Fortinbras, the prince of
Norway, arrives from conquest of England, and Hamlet's last dying wish is
that Fortinbras become the new King of Denmark, as happens.
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