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The following is a list of T-shirt Slogans that have appeared on the show.  Most of them are from the episode where Bart becomes a slogan writer, but there are some others as well.

Look at the fine stitching on "dope"

Mad Magazine Shirt Slogans:
Down With Homework

Worn by Springfieldians:
I shot J.R. (Homer)
I'm with Admiral Stupid (Homer)
I'm with stupid <- (Rodd or Todd)
C:DOS  C:DOS/RUN  RUN/DOS/RUN (Comic Book Guy)
Wang Computers (Martin)
Hooters Manhattan Beach (Lisa)
E.R.A. Now (Bart)
I kissed the Balmoweloud (Lisa)
Hard Rock Cafe (Marge as  cop)
The Stonecutters logo (Homer)
Barnacle Bay or Bust (Maggie)

T-shirt stands:
No fat alien chick
Homer was right
Homer is a dope
I survived the Springfield Riots
I survived Timmy O'Toole getting stuck in the well

Bart Simpson Shirt Slogans:
Adults suck, then you are one
Life ends at 10
Bored in the USA
This shirt sucks
Everything sucks
Sucking sucks
Wake me when it's Recess
I've puked more beer then you've drunk
Pobody's Sherfect, Nithead
Impeach Everybody
My other T-shirt is also a Joke T-shirt
Think globally, fart locally
Weapon of ass destruction
I <3 <3 attacks
Get bent
Do not resuscitate
Jews for Jebus
Body by Oreo
Don't blame me, I voted for Scooby Doo
If you can read this the backpack fell off
Stop staring at my man boobs
I'm not getting older, I'm getting bitter
Stop world hunger, eat my shorts!
Don't wake me, I'm working
I'm not fat, I'm enormous
Wish you were beer
America's least wanted
Top of the Dude Chain

Krusty Brand T-Shirts (pictures of...):
Krusty
Sideshow Mel
Itchy and Scratchy
Itchy
Scratchy
Poochy
Austin powers Itchy
Itchy Poochy
Itchyponge Scratchpants
Confederate Itchy
Osama bin Scratchy